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PROLOGUE,
and much more, kindly contributed by CH and AH
Mr
M L (known to most but perhaps not all) became an Old Git on
13 August - this calls for a pissup;
I
became an Old Git on 25 May - this does too;
The Frocester Beer Festival is on Saturday 23 August . . .
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You
can either buy beer tokens or ...... |
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.....
win them if you're strong enough! |
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Anybody
try to lift that hammer? |
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Well
we know somebody who did and .... |
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he'll be lucky if he ever recovers! |
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I
told him "Just BUY the tokens like everybody else" |
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I
dunno, fathers. Don't they always let you down. |
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Well,
being an Old Git's pretty enjoyable so far. |
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Do
you think I really should model the T-shirt? |
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Yes,
but on the other hand .... |
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Oh,
alright, go on then. By the way, what's DILLIGAF?
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Damn,
It Looks Like I'm GonnA Fart!
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Isn't
it always the same. Yer spend hours deciding what yer gonna choose, then they
run out. |
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Cracked
it. First bartender who knows what DILLIGAF means gets my custom.
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Banned.
Well if that's the case, we'll be off then.
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Anybody
any ideas? |
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Apparently
this is what we're looking for.
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I'm
going that way. Want a lift?
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The
calm before the barbecue.
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And
another thing. That's the first and last time I make that journey on
Beer Festival day!
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Well,
I suppose it's time to serve coffee. Ah, a hostess's work is never done. I
wonder whether anyone's noticed.
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That
was a lovely meal. I bet the hostess's tired after all that work. Meanwhile,
the host tries to remember what dilligaf means.
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Well if that's all they can talk
about, I'm getting on with some really important colouring!
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